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As FORREST SAYS
LIFES JUST A BOX OF STUPID
WITH A BEER OR TWO..
Stoned County Stupid-Make something idiot proof and someone
STONE COUNTY JOB ALERT>LOCAL ZOO IS HIRING FULL TIME HELP.
Silver Dollar City is looking better all the time.
Welcome to
Stone County Stupid
Where we point out our Local Rocket Scientists.
If ya want Stupid, We got it..
Heres where you can open your alligator mouth,
and overload your hummingbird ass.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!
Galena lawyer states "client is not that guilty"
B.W. Clinic press release "Woman Improving After Fatal Crash"
I can only please one person per day and today is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either!
For all of you who talk about me thanks for making me the center of your world!
Sar Caz MO
Stone studs beware...Bimbo is caught lieing at Rose!
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!
Remember!! When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
OVER HEARD AT REEDS SPRING HIGH SCHOOL MATH CLASS.
THERE are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
STONE COUNTY STORAGE ALERT!
CRACK MOMS!!
PAY ATTENTION!
"How to store your baby walker: FIRST, REMOVE BABY."
"Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that
stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. "
I love my county, but fear my government.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be
when you kill them.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Me and my Crackhead Crackheads Outta Control, slum landlords who rent to them, perverts, crackheads, hookers, wife beaters, child abusers, and thieves. I don't put my trash on your sidewalk and I don't want you putting your trash on my sidewalk, unless you are going to pay my homeowners insurance. Sincerely, Your Neighbor Moderator: Sarcaz Mo
STONED COUNTY LAWYERS-PROSECUTORS-DEFENDANTS Idiot judges, prosecutors, lawyers, defendants, and Supposedly real stories involving law and lawyers. Famous and funny quotes about lawyers. Recreation> Humor> Stories> Moderator: Sarcaz Mo
SAR CAZ MO Sez. Area Advice Section. Dont be our poster child.
Where Dr. Sar Caz MO. gives our readers advice. Just ask the doctor Is your cousin being faithful to you. Does your goat really care. Stupid Videos - Stupid Comics - Stupid Songs - Pluhbabes - Drunk - Random - Advice Column - E-cards ... Links - Unlinks - Our Stupid Glossary Need advice on love? Does a man's penis size matter. Differences between men and women? Moderator: Sarcaz Mo
Me and my Crackhead Crackheads Outta Control, slum landlords who rent to them, perverts, crackheads, hookers, wife beaters, child abusers, and thieves. I don't put my trash on your sidewalk and I don't want you putting your trash on my sidewalk, unless you are going to pay my homeowners insurance. Sincerely, Your Neighbor Moderator: Sarcaz Mo
TO THESE 2 NUMB NUTS WHO DISLIKE MY YARD..
KISS MY FAT WHITE TRASH ASS!
YOU DIDNT LIKE IT BEFORE..WAIT TILL I GET DONE NOW..
YOU ASS HOLES WANT TO PLAY WITH ME..THATS JUST FINE..
I DONT PLAY NICE..
PUT THAT IN YOUR BUSY BODY PIPE AND PUFF ON IT.
"Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that
stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. "
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
STONE COUNTY JOB ALERT>LOCAL ZOO IS HIRING FULL TIME HELP.
Silver Dollar City is looking better all the time.
